10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.