10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright