10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)