10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Fold and live to fold again
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts