10 Random Poker Quotes

• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.