10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- You have to piss with the dick you have