10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from