10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear