10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim