10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen