10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.