10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth