10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!