10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)