10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."