10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fook the floosh droo!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)