10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill