10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."