10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike