10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine