10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.