10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?