10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.