10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "No river, no fish."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm