10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts