10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event