10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.