10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."