10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe