10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."