10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker is for loners.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"