10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.