10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for loners.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.