10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986