10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)