10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus