10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.