10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."