10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow