10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier