10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22