10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss