10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22