10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.