10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."