10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.