10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.