10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water