10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.