10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine